What does one’s funeral wishes say about them?

by Andrea Elizabeth

This may not happen because it may embarrass my family, but the idea of wearing fuzzy Santa Claus pajamas, positioned like a fetus, and put in a burlap bag and tied with a red bow, really appeals to me. I never fit in with a group, such as the tree pod movement, because cheap, fuzzy pajamas are probably not good tree food, so too bad for them. I also want to be buried the very next day, so just put me in a cold room and don’t bother with anything else. I don’t care if no one but my immediate family and priest attend. I do want others to pray for me, though.