It is hard to be conservative when you like liberals better

by Andrea Elizabeth

Liberals are the heart and conservatives the mind. Conservatives are abrasive and liberals are shwarmy. Conservatives the truth and liberals love. Watching conservatives work is like watching marble get gratingly sanded. Liberals are like Patrick Shwazy helping Dimi Moore squeeze wet oozy mud. Universalist Charles Dickens is more readable than Leviticus.

I’d really rather listen to CNN and NPR for the auditory quality, except for the theme music which is uncharacteristically irritating. Anderson Cooper is slicker than Neil Cavuto. Form is funner than content. Accurate content  requires objective, comprehensive thinking rather than empathetic sentiment, unfortunately.